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Description
Get Laid on Vacation Garment-dyed Retro T-ShirtGet Laid on Vacation The Only Souvenir That Matters If you went to Hawaii and didnt return with at least one questionable decision and a story you cant tell in polite company, did you even go? This garment dyed heavyweight tee is for the travelers who dont waste their time on guided tours or overpriced luaus. Its for those who find themselves drinking with strangers at a beach bar, waking up to a sunrise they didnt plan for, and leaving the island
Get Laid on Vacation – The Only Souvenir That Matters
If you went to Hawaii and didn’t return with at least one questionable decision and a story you can’t tell in polite company, did you even go?
This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is for the travelers who don’t waste their time on guided tours or overpriced luaus. It’s for those who find themselves drinking with strangers at a beach bar, waking up to a sunrise they didn’t plan for, and leaving the island with a grin and a slightly suspicious tan line.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for a long flight home, durable enough to survive the stories you’ll never tell, and comfortable enough to sleep off whatever happened in that cabana.
Key Features of This Instant Classic:
✅ 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton – Built to withstand island antics and customs interrogations.
✅ Garment-dyed for that well-worn look – Because looking like you belong is half the hustle.
✅ Double-needle stitching – Reinforced for long nights, bad choices, and barely making your flight.
✅ Twill-taped neck & shoulders – Because a good souvenir should outlast your vacation romance.
Wear it. Own it. And if anyone asks about your trip, just smile and say, "You had to be there."
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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