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Dick Moves

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Dick MovesNot to sound like Ben Wallers singing 'Black Change,' or anything, but in the year 2000 a young band of suavely attired fellas from Cedar Rapids, Iowa called THE HORRORS rolled through Las Vegas for a show. They'd recently signed to In The Red Recordings and were touring on the strength of their newly released debut LP, and proceeded to scalp the crowd clean to the bone with an obliterating racket, and primitive movements that looked like something

Not to sound like Ben Wallers singing 'Black Change,' or anything, but in the year 2000 a young band of suavely attired fellas from Cedar Rapids, Iowa called THE HORRORS rolled through Las Vegas for a show. They'd recently signed to In The Red Recordings and were touring on the strength of their newly released debut LP, and proceeded to scalp the crowd clean to the bone with an obliterating racket, and primitive movements that looked like something out of a sci-fi clonus nightmare, so naturally I was quick to invite them over for a home-cooked meal of fried chicken and mashed potatoes the next day. They arrived as promised, and I delivered as well: ineptly cooked bird fried in shallow oil, underseasoned, battered in crud, black on the outside and possibly undercooked. The Horrors were gracious, and we parted ways. A mere 13 years later, guitarist Andy Caffrey contacted me about his swampy new crew AUTODRAMATICS, and to ask if we'd sell some copies of their LP in the Slovenly shop. Well of course. He even reminded me about coming over for chicken a lifetime ago and never mentioned how bad it was. We took the LP's, sold most of 'em, and then... silence for a few more years. And I get another missive out of nowhere. 'I'd like to send you a CD-R copy of the CR DICKS full length.' CR what? DICKS? It's called 'CR DICKS GO IN?' And Mr. Caffrey delivered a noisy-assed garage-punk disaster basted in crunk and hip-hop. Sounds terrible, right? Yeah, well, this is what Black Gladiator's been lusting after since it's inception (see also: OBNOX, THE LO-FI JERKHEADS, ELECTRIC CRUSH, CELLULITE), and motherFUCK if ain't ain't the bozack. So we snatched 'em up on the spot and assembled this new 'Dick Moves' LP. It's demented, dope, and has Pete Balestrieri, ex-VIOLENT FEMMES saxman blowing on it, in case you weren't hip enough to be sold by the Andy Caffrey name. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

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Christian Burt
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy install
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2023+G20
Fits well. Made of plastic but very easy install.
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Mecha Drew
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 1
I should have read all the other reviews ...
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2010-2013 E92, Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2010-2013 E92
I read all the bad reviews, but I gave it a shot anyways Tabs wont clip in place and fitment is slightly off.
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Charles Sherin
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth it
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2006-2009 E92
For perfect and looks great
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Madison
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice quality
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2019-2022 G20
I have a 2022 330i bmw and it fit perfectly! Looks just like photos online and delivered quick!
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Nick
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Item
Color: Single Slat Gloss Black, Size: 2002-2005 E46
Good cost to product ratio, but fitment is a little loose
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2026

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