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Turn In Your Arms the Government Will Take Care of You Heavyweight T-Shirt

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Turn In Your Arms the Government Will Take Care of You Heavyweight T-ShirtTurn in your arms. The government will take care of you. Features Lakota natives mounted on horseback. Remember the Wounded Knee Massacre back in 1890? The U. S. government decided the Lakota Sioux couldn't have their guns anymore, and that ended with over 250 Lakota people, including women and children, gunned down by the U. S. Army. But hey, let's not dwell on the past, right? I'm sure this time itll be different. The government has totally changed

Turn in your arms. The government will take care of you. Features Lakota natives mounted on horseback. 

Remember the Wounded Knee Massacre back in 1890? The U.S. government decided the Lakota Sioux couldn't have their guns anymore, and that ended with over 250 Lakota people, including women and children, gunned down by the U.S. Army. But hey, let's not dwell on the past, right? I'm sure this time it’ll be different. The government has totally changed its ways since then. Who needs guns for self-defense when you've got the ever-so-trustworthy government looking out for your best interests? So, go ahead, hand over your firearms. What's the worst that could happen?

These tees are designed to last for years. Believe us, you won't be sorry for dropping a few extra bucks. They're worth it. This men's garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt features a thick, structured feel with a soft and breathable texture. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it provides a fashionable fit that is sure to please. 


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
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Size: 8 Inch, Color: Tree Branch
My dog loved it, took several months before she destroyed it. I did eventually have to throw it out because she managed to start breaking pieces off and eating it.
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Size: 5.5 Inch, Color: Ring Toy
My two dogs love this!
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Jason
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Dog Loves It, But Durability/Safety Major Issue
Size: 8 Inch, Color: Tree Branch
My 9 month old Frenchie loves it, but she got pretty sick this weekend and was vomiting all day...next day she finally threw up a big chunk of this toy...just beware if your dog is a heavy chewer, this may not be the right fit for you. Not the best durability...
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Julia
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
She loves them, therefore I love them too
Size: 5.5 Inch, Color: Ring Toy
My furbaby LOVES these, especially the peanut butter flavored ones. I still regularly brush her teefers, but these do help with dental care.
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Piano Man
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 1
Made mostly of POLYPROPYLENE PLASTIC and should not be injested.
Size: 8 Inch - 2 Pack, Color: Tree Branch
BAD PRODUCT. DO NOT BUY THESE FOR YOUR DOG. They are made mostly of POLYPROPYLENE PLASTIC. It even says on the package - "CAUTION: Product is not intended to be eaten or ingested. If you believe your pet has swallowed a piece, please take away and contact veterinarian if needed. Our dachshund went to town on one of these and had diarrhea for two days and cost us several hundred dollars in vet bills to do x-rays and medicine for the poor dog. What do you think a dog is going to do with a dog chew? Just find another product. This one isn't worth it.
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