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X5 - Hard on - BrownMeasuring 8. 5" (21. 59cm), The X5 Hard On Realistic Dildo by Blush Novelties looks and feels like the real thing. It is made to please and satisfy even the most discriminating of dildo connoisseurs. The suction cup makes the Hard On harness compatible and is built for the cowboy or cowgirl in you, while the fleshy balls provide a cushion for a wild ride. Giddy Up! You can also suction this to any flat durface, headboard footboard, shower door wall,
Measuring 8.5" (21.59cm), The X5 Hard On Realistic Dildo by Blush Novelties looks and feels like the real thing. It is made to please and satisfy even the most discriminating of dildo connoisseurs. The suction cup makes the Hard On harness compatible and is built for the cowboy or cowgirl in you, while the fleshy balls provide a cushion for a wild ride. Giddy Up! You can also suction this to any flat durface, headboard/footboard, shower door/wall, or even explore with a sturdy mirror! This Hard On is Phthalate, fragrance and Latex free, it's made out of X5, a unique material with superior properties that feels real and even warms to the touch. It is safe for all skin types, even the most sensitive ones. The flexible shaft, firm yet pliant, makes this an excellent sex toy for vagina, g-spot exploration in women or prostate massage in men and is thick enough to satisfy the most demanding lover. Get your ultimate Hard On today!Suction Cup Base, Harness Compatible
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Overall Length: 8.5" (21.59cm)
Insertable Length: 6.5" (16.51cm)
Width: 2" (5.08cm)
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★★★★★ 1
Poor quality. Very disappointing
Format: Hardcover, Format: Hardcover
The product said in good shape. This is not good shape. Product is damaged and held together by tape
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2022
★★★★★ 4
Pretty funny
Format: Hardcover
The book gives us a more focused outlook on Chieg Wiggum. Full of its funny moments, I`d recomend this to huge Simpsons fans as it seems the shows writers managed to give us another hit.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2014
★★★★★ 3
Not the best, but not the worst either
Format: Hardcover
By any means not the funniest book in the series, only the one on Krusty the Clown was more un-funny; but still a worthy addition to your collection and, just like all the others from the series providing a retrospective of anecdotes you might have forgotten.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2012
★★★★★ 1
One Star
Format: Hardcover
The book I received had 3 pages cut out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2014
★★★★★ 2
Not that great
Huge "The Simpsons" fan. I watched all the episodes and read a lot of the comics and enjoy most. This one however was quite boring. Turns out I'm just not a big fan of Chief Wiggum. I really enjoyed The "Homer" and "Bart" book. But not this one. Maybe if you love Wiggum you'll love it. If you're not too fond of him then I wouldn't buy it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2013