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What Were You Expecting?

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What Were You Expecting?By Cameron Spires A baby book with a grown up twist that will have new parents laughing out loud. Since babies dont understand a single word being read to them, why not give their weary parents a break with some laugh therapy and commiseration? In this clever incarnation of a baby book of new words, the striking art is baby oriented, while the simple text is grown up hilarious: This is a house. Its a lot like the one we had to remortgage to pay for

By Cameron Spires

A baby book with a grown-up twist that will have new parents laughing out loud.

Since babies don’t understand a single word being read to them, why not give their weary parents a break with some laugh therapy and commiseration? In this clever incarnation of a baby book of new words, the striking art is baby oriented, while the simple text is grown-up hilarious: “This is a house. It’s a lot like the one we had to remortgage to pay for your daycare.” And “This is an owl. Like you, it thinks day is night and night is day. Its brain is very small.” Of course, as with every perfect baby book, it ends sweetly: “These are mountains. They are what we would move to keep you happy and healthy.” For new parents everywhere, it hits all the right notes!

While Cameron Spires’s sympathetically funny text is geared for adults, it’s tame enough to be read to a child, unlike that of other parody books. Subjects of Grace Cho’s brightly colored and mildly cheeky illustrations - of simple subjects, like a rooster, a unicorn, a whale - are visually appealing and will keep babies engaged. In board book format, it makes a perfect gift for expecting or new parents.

Format: Board Book

Pages: 44


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Shelby Orlows
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog LOVES this tiny tug ball
Size: Medium(6")
A lot smaller than I was expecting.. BUT my dog doesn’t mind at all. She seriously loves this thing. It goes flat fairly quickly, but that’s what happens with all of her soccer balls, no matter the size. She’s a pitbul catahoula mix and has a strong bite. Considering my dogs chewing abilities, I’m fairly impressed by the durability of the ball, though she chewed through all but one of the rope handles in about 2 seconds. All that said, it’s one of her favorite toys(she’s 13 years old)
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blake r.
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
10/10
Size: Medium(6")
My dog loves this ball. Durable and the straps seem to be strong too. Would highly recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Phyllis H. Schmidbauer
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable!!
Size: Medium(6")
So well made for the active dog!! Colorful, durable and good quality!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Ian Servis
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Keeps the puppy entertained for hours
Size: X-Large(8")
My dog loves this. I've had to buy two because my dog destroyed the first one but there's only so much you can do with a 5 month old german shepard.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Colleen R.
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 1
Not durable and lasted a week
Size: X-Large(8")
Had it a week and it popped. The durability is not good! It’s not chew resistant, the value for the money is poor! My dogs enjoyed it for the week it lasted it was a good size , however extremely disappointed!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026

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