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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve TeeWashingtons favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves. This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table. Soft as a lobbyists handshake. Honest as C SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their
Washington’s favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves.
This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table.
Soft as a lobbyist’s handshake. Honest as C-SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their satire accurate and their politicians bought fair and square.
Throw it on, walk into any room, and watch people do a double-take. Some will laugh. Some will wince. Congressional staffers will suddenly need to “check their phone.”
That’s the magic.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
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★★★★★ 5
Really effective!
Color: Mayday
I was totally blown away by how effective this was on my recent burn, I wish I had taken pictures. So much so that I did a deep dive into the ingredients and formula (I'm a nerd). My takeaway is that this is a bargain for the quality of ingredients and the care of the formula. The product absorbs quickly, is non-greasy, and relatively moisturizing and most of all, really effective. I personally appreciate the lack of any real scent or fragrance. I'm a big fan!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Not the results I expected
Color: Mayday
I sooo wanted to love this product; however, the results were not as I expected. Especially at this price point. I have sensitive skin & actually broke out, so maybe I am allergic to one of the ingredients or applied the product too thickly.
I’ve experienced better results with Coola’s Radical Recovery Organic After Sun Lotion which is only $32 for 5oz, so it’s definitely more cost effective & delivered better results in my opinion.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nothing Better
Excellent product! I have the old person dry crinkly skin for a few years. I've tried creams and Castor and coconut oils. They leave me and my clothes greasy yet doesn't stay on my skin. Where those other items failed, this Tallow Cream meets and exceeds. This goes on smooth and I look forward to the wonderful scent. I like using this cream. My hands and arms look and feel healthy. Better then it ever looked really. I'm not embarrassed by my skin now. My husband tried this on his face and beard. Very nice. He has his own jar of this Tallow cream now.
About the ADDED ingredients they put in the cream... it's all good things, proof is how well it works. I don't want to make any changes to it and I would. My husband tried on his face and beard. He has his own jar now. I look to reviews for product insights. I hope our reactions help.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Not real smooth
I like the scent and I like the way it makes my skin feel; I gave it a 3 because it is not whipped all the way. It has lumps all in it . Not blended well. So it goes on lumpy. I have to keep rubbing hard to blend in.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Incredible!
Why did you pick this product vs others?:
I've been using castor oil on my skin for over 40 years. It's heavy, but it did the trick. Just tried this tallow with honey and will never go back. It does a wonderful job, much lighter on the skin, and it smells incredible.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2025